After seeing as much of Malmö as we could in a day, we caught the early train the Sunday morning to
København (Copenhagen), Denmark. Two countries in one weekend. However, they do say that the cosmopolitan Malmö leans more towards Copenhagen than to Stockholm (it did used to be occupied by Danish Vikings). So although it's technically two countries, some guide books say it's not really Sweden.

Having only a day and a half in Copenhagen, we dropped our bags off at our hotel near the central station and set off to follow a "Lonely Planet" self-guided walk.
This is down the
Strøget, which is the main street (actually made up of a few streets together) and the longest pedestrian shopping area in the world.

The
Caritas Fountain (Fountain of Charity)

Further down the
Strøget
The Stork Fountain

Checking out the tallest man in the world outside the Guinness World of Records Museum. Man, he's tall.

The trendy Nyhavn

Further up towards the
Amalienborg Slot (Palace)... That's the Opera House across the water.

No sign of
our Mary, her Frederik, or the "Kingaroo"... Hmmm... we've just realised that this is actually the
winter home of the Danish Royal Family. They're probably staying at Marselisborg Slot in Århus right now. Darnit.

And we made it just in time for the daily at noon "Changing of the Guard". They have lines on the ground marking out the route that the guards take and where you need to stand clear of. That's why this shot is devoid of people. If you aren't clear or if you get too close they will push and shove you out of the way. They're not like the ones in England that don't flinch.

Waiting for the new guards to arrive from their march from the barracks.

Synchronised formation marching

They stood like this for about 10 minutes. Who knows what's going on.

Some of them probably can't even see...

I was too afraid to get too close. Tam kept telling me to get closer, but I didn't want to get pushed (or shot). At the time, it felt like I was right next to him.

Yup, that's Michelangelo's "David"

Dragons!

King Neptune I presume

The
Gefion Fountain is the largest monument in Copenhagen and depicts the ancient legend telling how the Goddess Gefion turned her four sons into oxen and ploughed the earth to create Zealand, the island where Copenhagen is. Apparently, this is supposed to be the equivalent of the Fontana di Trevi in Rome (which we both fell in love with). Of this one, I think Shania Twain put it best when she said "that don't impress me much".
Den Lille Havfrue (The Little Mermaid) - The National Symbol of Denmark, and where our Lonely Planet tour ended.

A
Valkyrie!

Curiously, this is almost the same shot as the photo in the weblink

The onion-domed St Aleksander Nevsky Church

The
Frederiks Kirke (popularly known as the
Marmorkirken - the Marble Church)

Back again to the Nyhavn
Hans Christian Andersen at the
Kongens Have (the Kings Garden) near
Rosenborg Slot (Rosenborg Castle). Like, what seems like most of Europe, people go sunbathing in their undies
at the park
The
Rosenborg Slot, where we checked out the Crown Jewels (which weren't all that) and inside the Castle, which is pretty much a storage room for excess bling, furniture, paintings, clocks and anything else.

We then set off in search of a pub to watch Australia take on Brazil in the World Cup. We ended up at The Dubliner, an Irish pub full of Aussies and a smattering of Brazilians, where we had some chicken wings and drank beers costing about $10 Aussie!! Everything is very expensive in Copenhagen.
At the end of the match we had to go for a walk and we saw the intertwined dragon-tailed spire of the
Børsen (Stock) Exchange

We headed back over again to the Nyhavn. I wasn't very happy. You can imagine how we're feeling now that
ITALY CHEATED and knocked us out. That was such a bad
dive. The referees should totally have watched this
video first. Shame Italy. Shame.

Aren't those colourful buildings pretty? Why don't we have anything cool like that in Sydney?

The
Rådhus (City Hall)

A building with cool ads near the
Rådhuspladsen (City Hall Square) - Check out the slogan for Carlsberg! - Probably the best beer in town.

Visiting the famous Tivoli Gardens

The Tivoli Gardens is an amusement park in the centre of town right next to the
Rådhuspladsen. In fact, this is the inspiration for Walt Disney's version. And yes, the admission is fairly pricey, even at 9:30pm-ish. Yes, this is night-time! It didn't get fully dark until about 11:30pm!!

It's very Disney-like inside. So nice and clean and easy on the eyes.

They have restaurants and rides of all kinds (including the world's highest carousel - no way I was getting on that!) and bands and shows and other fun things.

Besides the jazz band they had playing Gershwin's "Summertime", you had to pay for most everything else.

One of the rollercoasters and a small Chinatown section

A carousel with chickens and giraffes and other assorted animals

We did "enjoy" the Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale puppet show, imaginatively titled "A Tivoli Fairytale", which is a panto-flavoured (huge) puppet show held almost nightly. Those appear to be sails... And that is one giant book.

The aforementioned highest carousel in the world,
Himmelskibet. It's 80 metres above the ground, fool!

The show finally starts. With their hyperactive enthusiasm and permanent cheesy grins, these plucky young things could definitely have qualified as Mouseketeers. All cynicism aside, it was a good show which we enjoyed.It was bizarre though how it's held almost every night at 11pm. Makes you think that the show is actually for the adults. One other possibility is that kids stay up late in Denmark. But then again, maybe they're trying to help us recapture our childhood and make a statement about how crazy the world has gone.

Thumbelina

The Tinder-box

A scary witch!

The Ugly Duckling emerges as a Beautiful Swan amidst fireworks

The next day we decided to visit the
Vor Frelser Kirke (Our Saviour’s Church) in Christianshavn in the city's south to climb up the top for the panoramic views of Copenhagen. This is what the top looks like.

On the way, we passed the dragons of the
Børsen once again. How cool are they? The Danes do have a fantastic imagination don't they? Hmmm... it kinda resembles the previous photo, hey?

A Carlsberg truck!

Pretty canal in Christianshavn

Realising that we'd get to the church before it opened, we decided to take a detour and visit
Christiania. It's sort of supposed to be a hippie commune separate from Copenhagen (yet physically within Copenhagen).

It used to be the place to go if you were looking for anything illegal, normally drugs. Now its not the same as it used to be. I think they still allow drugs, but only "soft" drugs (whatever that means).

There was a police presence around when we were there though (left of photo). Which we didn't mind, as it felt like we were walking into Little Eveleigh Street in Redfern. I took a few snaps before Tam noticed the "No Photos" sign and that people were looking at us as if we didn't belong.


And back to civilisation. Back to the good ol' EU.

And then we climbed the 400 steps up to the top of the
Vor Frelser Kirke for these views



You can probably tell its very windy. I'm not good with heights and I was holding on for sweet dear life.

Back on solid ground (thank God) inside the Church


And the Church again

We then caught a bus back and did some last minute sightseeing/shopping before flying back to London. We didn't get to see Mary or Freddie or little
whatshisname, but we still had some fun.